User=ID10T

Yahoo mail pisses off grandchildren

2009-11-03T19:11:00.000-08:00

So I've been seeing this ad around the internet. The only message I get from it is that yahoo mail makes kids pissed off when their grandmothers hug them.

GI JOE THE MOVIE a quick recap (Cartoon movie) spoiler warning?

2009-02-07T09:16:00.000-08:00

Cobra gets their own theme song.
Cobra commander tries to blow up the statue of liberty.
The joes thwart their efforts.
Serpentor calls Cobra Commander a crappy leader.
Destro, Baroness, Dr. Mindbender, and Tomax and Xamot agree with Serpentor.
A bald lizard lady comes out of the earth and tells Serpentor he was created by 40,000 year old snake people who live underground (Cobra-La).
The leader of the snake people is Burgess Meredith (Mick from Rocky) but his name in the cartoon is Golobolus.
New GI Joes are introduced. Tunnel Rat, Jinx, the NBA dude, Lt. Falcon.
Lt. Falcon is Duke's half brother. Duke promised their mother he'd watch out for Falcon.
Falcon is a real screw up. The GI Joes invent the "B.E.T." (Broadcast Energy Transmitter) which will "Solve the world's energy crisis".
Falcon is tasked with guarding the BET and he deserts his post to flirt with Jinx.
Cobra breaks in and steals the BET and some Joes get wounded
Falcon is court marshalled. The only thing that saves him is Duke vouching for him. Falcon is sent to the "Slaughterhouse" so Sgt. Slaughter can whip him into shape.
The Cobra-La folks set up the BET so they can release snakey plant pods into the earth's orbit, and plan to use the BET to heat them up in space and relase spores over the entire world that will turn all humans into mindless snake zombies.
The Joes try to steal the BET back. They fail. Many get imprisoned. Road Block escapes.
Meanwhile, Cobra Commander gets pwned by Golobulus and turned into a snake. He escapes with Roadblock.
Roadblock gets whupped by Nemesis Enforcer and RB goes blind in the process.
He teams up with Cobra Commander to escape and warn GI Joe about the spores.
Sgt. Slaughter whups Falcon into shape.
Duke gets wounded by Serpentor by jumping in front of a snake spear meant for Falcon. Duke goes into a coma.
The Joes stop the Cobra-La folks just in time and Falcon redeems himself by being a big hero. The BET activated the spores but Falcon turns up the juice and fries them all in space.
The BET blows up but the Joes have enough time to escape. The CobraLa HQ is blown to all hell.
GI Joe saves the day. Duke comes out of his coma.
The End.

happy hoo year

2009-01-03T21:50:00.001-08:00

who year?

Washing Hands is fun fun fun

2008-12-20T11:33:00.000-08:00

Washing hands is fun fun fun
Germs on the run
run run run
Power 'em out
POW
Power 'em out
KAZOW
Germs on the run run run

Get a load of this wacky blog:

All Hail Obama

2008-11-04T09:09:00.000-08:00

I'm glad Obama won. Now I can sit home and create stupid blog posts all day... and I won't have to pay my bills or my mortgage!! He'll even gas up my car for me so I can hit the taco bell drive thru at 3:23 A.M. every Wednesday!
USER=ID10T ENDORSES OBAMA (which is easy because he won)

Barack Hussein Obama Tribute

2008-11-02T10:55:00.000-08:00

Obama Tribute

The joke is on us....

2008-11-02T09:59:00.000-08:00

Uh-oh! Mama voted for Obama!

Barack Obama teams up with Sinestro

2008-10-30T20:48:00.000-07:00

Sinestro Corps is now: OBAMA CORPS!!!

Presidential Debates 2008

2008-10-07T21:43:00.000-07:00

dont vote for me

2008-09-18T22:20:00.000-07:00

just because i'm cute.

palin biden mccain obama yo momma

2008-09-02T22:28:00.001-07:00

shut up

More Kinnikuman CRAPPY fan art: Big the Budo (Fly Fisherman)

2008-04-10T22:11:00.000-07:00

More bad MS PAINT Kinnikuman MUSCLE fan art: rocky (iwao)

2008-04-08T21:47:00.000-07:00

1st issue of kinnikuman fan comics: ramenman vs. leonardo the ninja turtle

2008-04-07T23:57:00.000-07:00

best of the worst m.u.s.c.l.e. fan art: robin mask vs. kinnikuman great

2008-04-07T23:15:00.000-07:00

More M.U.S.C.L.E. Kinnikuman Kinkeshi FAN ART : Kinnikuman (Muscleman) vs. Ramenman

2008-04-07T22:51:00.000-07:00

And now... Kinnikuman/M.U.S.C.L.E. fan art! Featuring: Terri-Bull aka Buffaloman

2008-04-07T22:28:00.000-07:00

Bill Clinton claims "maximum pwn-age" over Obama

2008-02-18T23:15:00.000-08:00

DALLAS, TX - Bill Clinton, stumping for his wife in Texas, named himself the master of "pwnage" today.

In a 23 minute speech, Mr. Clinton spent 19 minutes pwn-ing Obama. "Barak Hussein Obama is a wanabe. PWNED!" He blurted. Other notable quotes from the speech included, "I eat chumps like Barak for brunch. Yo, Obama, you can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk. How does it feel to be pwned yet again by an ex-president?", and "Obama? OBAMA? Are you freakin' kidding me? I say NOBama. I say YOBama, We don't want YOBama in the White House, Barak! I say, you should change your name to PWNED-Bama!". The crowd went wild, which further fuled Bill Clinton's tirade: "Hey, Barak, mano-y-mano here, I'm tellin' ya, give it up while you still can. You don't stand a chance against the great Hillary machine. She pwns guys like you for brunch every morning, noon, and afternoon!" Clinton continued, "He talks about change? He talks about hope? Listen, buddy, I invented hope. I still believe in a town called change, punk! PWNED again, B. Hussein!".

Obama supporters finally got a word-in edgewise after that comment. One man, carrying a sign that read "OBAMA = ROCKS" shouted at Mr. Clinton, "I'll PWN you, Billy-boy! I don't give a rat's ass that your wife used to be president! You ain't got crap on Obama, pally!" Mr. Clinton was quick to retort, "Hey, Obama man, PWND, PWND, PWND, PWND, PWND and PWND! How's it feel? That's what I thought!"

As he was exiting the stage after the speech, Mr. Clinton was overheard saying that he should probably look up 'pwned' in the urban dictionary to make sure he's using it in the proper context. Sycophants agreed.

Sir Charles Barkley calls the Ghostbusters "Fake Atheletes"

2008-02-16T22:32:00.000-08:00

GREENBOW, AL - Appearing on the CNNBC hit show "Wolf Blitzer's 3-Hour News Half-Hour", Sir Charles Barkley referred to the Ghostbusters as "Fake Atheletes".

"I mean, these guys, they strap vaccuum cleaners to their backs and shoot sparky streams at slimer. There is no spring training, there is no boot camp. They call themselves atheletes. I call them fake atheletes. I say they are the biggest hypocrites out there. All up in my personal business with their spectre traps, their ecto-plasmic containment units, their crazy hair and one-liners. Give me a damn break, Wolf!"

Pro-Ghostbuster pundit Remy Lebeau was quick to point out that Barkley was turned down by the Ghostbusters when he applied to be their Crossing The Streams Chief Preventative Officer, or C.T.S.C.P.O, back in 1988. According to Lebeau, "(Barkley)... would call them every day for weeks, claiming that they were making a big mistake not taking him onto their team. It got so bad, the Phoenix Suns actually banned him from using the locker room phone for 10 days. The guy obviously is still bitter."

Wolfy, in the interest of full disclosure, squealed gleefully that he loves the Ghostbusters and is their self-described "biggest fan ever".

McCain, Obama Sue Huckabee in Arkansas

2008-02-15T22:26:00.000-08:00

BIG ROCK, AR - John McCain and Barak Obama appeared in court today to present their opening statements in a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee.

The unlikely pair are suing Huckabee for "Being a nerd, a chump, a party pooper, and above all, a Huckster."

The jury was reported as looking bored and constipated. A spokesperson for the McCain/Obama team confirmed that after the Huckster has been taken care of, they have their sights set on HillBillary.

Mike Huckabee could not be reached for comment. At the time of this report, he was selling shirtless photos of himself down in Kokomo, where we get there fast and then we take it slow.

Manjit: A-Grade to the core

2008-02-14T20:24:00.000-08:00

चेल्सा क्लिंटन गेट्स न्यू "इंक", एन्दोर्सेस ओबामा

2008-02-14T11:22:00.000-08:00

DECATUR, IL - In a shocking move on Valentines Day, Chelsea Clinton appeared, fresh from a new tattoo courtesy of Big Benny's Tattoo Parlor, and declared her support of Barack Obama for President. She was reported to have said, "Obama understands women; Obama understands ME!". The Hillary Clinton campaign could not be reached for a comment.

Chelsea Clinton LOVES this blog! (And she was not pimped out by her mother to say that, either!)

2008-02-11T18:52:00.000-08:00

Chelsea, thank you for your continued support of USER=ID10T. Wear your free shirt with pride, Chels. You earned it! Clinobamomainabee in '08!

ID10T Warning

2008-02-11T18:20:00.000-08:00

Chavez, Castro to star alongside each other in "Bosom Buddies" remake

2008-02-10T22:01:00.000-08:00

HOLLYWOOD, CA - ABC Has penned a deal with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro to star side-by-side in a new series based on the 80's hit Bosom Buddies. Chavez, an outspoken Tom Hanks fan, was grinning from ear to ear during the press conference this afternoon. "I think cross-dressing buddy comedies are what made American television great. Fidel and I want to bring that genre back." exclaimed Chavez.

Castro was not at the press conference, but his agent read a written statement that Castro had prepared. "I like wearing dresses. You all know that by now. I never cared much for cigars, to be honest. Hugo likes them more than I," The statement read.

After ordering all cameras to be turned off, Chanvez's agent disclosed that the Venezualean President demanded the series be picked up, otherwise no more oil would flow to America from his home nation.

ABC Spokesman Sal Throckmorton declined to comment on rumors of a possible movie deal starring (Great Leader) Kim Jong Il. Throckmorton would only confirm that ABC does not comment on movies that are expected to garner NC-17 ratings until the funding has been finalized. Onlookers gasped and hoo-hawed.

Roy Scheider, the man James Woods always wanted to be

2008-02-10T21:42:00.000-08:00

Rest in Peace, Roy.

Meanwhile, Mr. Woods, don't even think about trying to muscle in and do a new sequel to "Jaws".

do it eMo this Valentines Day... when you care enough to cut the very best

2008-02-10T21:16:00.000-08:00

Hop on over to eMoBay for all of your Valentines Day shopping this year! Great deals on Hot Topic returns and overstock, razorblade suitcases, tweed jackets, plaid sweaters, blackpurplered hair dye (die), modified catholic schoolgirl uniforms, horn-rimmed glasses, leather pants, and reverse mullet wigs. eMoBay also carries a wide selection of new and used cds from your favorite artists: My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Fallout Boy, and that one band that sounds exactly like fallout boy! eMoBay CEO J'onn D'onno predicts that you will stay on the site for at least 30 seconds before you resort to cutting yourself, because they have been working hard to make the site more sticky! That's an internet buzzword! Sticky! I wish my site was as sticky as eMoBay! The end!

Hillary Rodham Clinton awarded Nobel Prize for Crying

2008-02-10T12:22:00.000-08:00

Onlookers danced and sang.

New Virus Threat Alert

2008-02-07T19:33:00.000-08:00

WATCH OUT FOR THE BARAKHUSSEINOBAMA.DORK VIRUS! It will crash yer puter and make yer console brake and your printor will not be doing the drawring.

McCain announces running mate for 2008: Goodbar!

2008-02-07T12:47:00.000-08:00

February 7, 2008
In a surprise move today at the CPAC party in Washington D.C., John McCain responded to Mitt Romney's defeat by announcing his VP running mate: Mr. Goodbar.

"Goodbar and I have been friends since I was 6 years old. We didn't always see eye to eye on every issue, but everyone agrees that we are both nutty." McCain blurted.

Conservatives responded by nodding off, coughing awkwardly, and pacing the floor.
When Mr. Goodbar took the stand, he appeared to be overcome with emotion, and he did not comment.

Before leaving the stage, McCain said to the conservacrowd, "My friends, let me give you some straight talk. I won't do anything you guys want. Sometimes %#!& happens. "

2008 Election.. Meet the Candidates.. Super Tuesday...

2008-02-04T22:11:00.000-08:00

Johnny mcCocaine, over-the-hillary plimpoton, block-head osamba, trike muckitymuckabee, ... and mitt.

Shopping Carts In the Air Tonite ~ Music Video

2008-02-02T18:21:00.000-08:00

Shopping Cart Films. It's worth it.

David Letterman endorses Mitt Romney

2008-01-15T18:20:00.000-08:00

In a surprise move, CBS Late Show Host Dave Letterman endorsed Mitt Romney. He even showed up at the Michigan primary to show his support. Onlookers were impressed with how enthusiastic Mr. Letterman was, cheering and waving a big MITT sign around like there was no tomorrow.
Mitt Romney's victory in the Michigan Primary was attributed entirely to David Letterman's surprise endorsement. Zogby/CSPAN/ESPN reports that without Letterman's support, Romney would have come in 9th place.

WE WON AN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-08T19:10:00.000-08:00

chickens monkeys mp3s and news

2007-11-19T23:10:00.000-08:00

savagechickens

monkeysforhelping

Mp3s

drudgereport

free games

take a bath in chocolate

2007-11-06T15:40:00.000-08:00

Lame

2006-10-09T06:02:00.000-07:00

TOtally Lame...

sawyer

2006-10-06T13:15:00.000-07:00

seriously

2006-10-01T18:27:00.000-07:00

everyone, please print this out and glue to the wall above your toilet

2006-09-27T06:50:00.000-07:00

love hillary

2006-09-27T06:18:00.000-07:00

Obadiah Parker - Hey Yeah (Outkast Cover)

2006-09-10T15:33:00.000-07:00


Mat Weddle of Obadiah Parker [obadiahparker.com] performs a cover of Outkast's "Hey Ya" at a Studio Open Mic at Xtreme Bean in Tempe, Arizona

I'm stupid.

2006-07-29T12:24:00.000-07:00

2006-07-28T12:16:00.000-07:00

Magic Missile

2006-07-28T12:10:00.000-07:00

Narcaleptic Dog

i'm sleepy

2006-07-28T12:08:00.000-07:00

cats

creepy

Nacho

2006-07-18T21:58:00.000-07:00

2006-07-17T20:16:00.000-07:00

Bush Swears

comedy gold.

2006-07-15T14:19:00.001-07:00

Elmo

elmo strikes

2006-07-15T14:19:00.000-07:00

Elmo strikes again

2006-07-06T08:31:00.000-07:00

vin diesel break dancing

instructional video, kids!

2006-07-04T13:04:00.000-07:00

what would you do?

hi.

2006-07-04T10:40:00.000-07:00

Woman scared by maze game

Happy halloween!

2006-07-04T09:38:00.000-07:00

Beware of in-laws!

2006-07-03T14:35:00.000-07:00

Cop forgets National Anthem

Happy 4th of July, everyone.

2006-07-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

Stupidest commercial for stupid people

Watch and learn.

2006-07-01T07:15:00.000-07:00

Electric Shock Funniest Fake ever

Is your best friend a wuss?

USER EQUALS I-D-TEN-T

2006-06-27T18:03:00.000-07:00

Hey you crazy kids, you can use this little doohickey to link to your favorite page on the web. (Right here!) Just stick this bad boy on your site and link it up to http://idiotzero.blogspot.com

Have a fun-filled and festive day, jerks!

2006-06-27T16:59:00.000-07:00

Disco lives on!

If this doesn't bring a tear of joy to your eye, then you are not human. Disco fever is forever!

The world's best and most funniest blonde joke!

2006-06-20T19:44:00.000-07:00

I can't believe how insanely funny this joke is. For the best blond joke you've ever experienced, click here:
http://weblog.burningbird.net/2006/01/12/the-joke-is/

Hershey's kissables

2006-06-11T11:17:00.000-07:00

IDEA: Take hershey's kisses, which taste pretty damn good because it's just chocolate...... and coat it in a thick hard "candy" shell that tastes nothing like any candy I've ever heard off. You might as well dip them in kerosene
I understand the desire to make a new "M&Ms" but seriously, guys
The "candy shell" tastes funky and weird and it's too thick
PRETTY COLORS THOUGH!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Free Toyota

2006-06-08T19:49:00.000-07:00

Quiz:

2006-04-26T17:55:00.000-07:00

Saywhatifyou'redumb.

you're dumb.

From Russia with Love

2006-03-22T16:32:00.000-08:00

You want mp3's? Here you go, kids:

http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~motl/mic/

You can thank me later.

The secret of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's success

2006-03-05T20:45:00.000-08:00

PSH won the oscar for best acting stuff for Capote.
When asked what he did to prepare for his role, his answer was short and to the point:
"I just did what the director told me to do. He said to play 'Milton' from 'Office Space', but make him gay." I did that, and it seemed to fool everyone.

That it did, Phillip. That it did. Congratulations.

Pat Tillman conspiracy

2006-03-05T18:45:00.000-08:00

An undercover NSA agent has given me the information on the condition of anonymity. (Don't worry, Larry, your secret is safe with me.)

Anyhow-- It breaks down like this: Pat Tillman never existed. It is not a coincidence that Henry Rollins' career never went anywhere during the time that Tillman played pro football and served in the Middle East.

Rollins was hired to create a new war hero for the White House to use for recruiting purposes. They wanted an unknown actor, but Rollins really won them over in auditions.

An analysis was done on the photos by a professional photo analysis-er and it's proven that it's the same dude.

An Apology

2006-03-05T18:44:00.000-08:00

LOST fans,

I apologize for spoiling an upcoming episode. I realize now how seriously you take LOST. The reason I know realize this is because I have been informed that my previous posts caused 421 double suicides.

Sorry.

Secret LOST episode: The conclusion

2006-02-21T18:17:00.000-08:00

Locke's flashback:

John Locke is sitting in a wheelchair, looking mighty disgruntled, in the middle of a busy restaurant.

A waiter approaches and asks, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Locke: "Yes. Please give this to the gentleman sitting at the bar there." Locke hands the waiter a folded up sheet of paper.

Locke watches as the waiter approaches the man. The man turns around and looks right at Locke. He studies the paper and then walks over to Locke's table and sits down.

Desmond throws the paper on the table and says in a disgusted tone, "Locke, this is the best you could do, eh? I've seen better pictures of sailboats done by 3-year olds. We need to work staying inside the lines."

The camera pans out and shows that the restaurant is actually in the tip of a rocket ship that blasts off to the moon.

... The rest of the script was kept secret.

Have a cluckity-cluck day!

A Lost LOST episode revealed! ABC dropped the ball on this one!

2006-02-13T20:45:00.000-08:00

A friend of an uncle of an in-law of an acquaintance of a room-mate of a former intern of someone close to ABC's hit show LOST, has revealed some interesting details of an episode of LOST that was scrapped by the powers that be at the television network.

Here is a synopsis of the episode:

Working title: Hell on wheels

Backstory character: John Locke

Opening scene: Inside the hatch. Locke is at the terminal keyboard, his hand on his forehead, looking pensive.

Locke: "Hello Hugo."

Hurley, "Dude, how do you keep doing that?"

Locke smiles wryly, "Is there something I can do for you?"

Hurley hesitates, looks over his shoulder, takes a step closer to Locke and says quietly, "So... I feel kind of funny about this, talking to you about this..."

Locke turns around and looks at Hurley with his head slightly cocked to the side, one eyebrow raised, an expression that seems to say, "stop wasting time and spit it out"

Hurley clears his throat, and speaks louder this time, "I've been having this recurring dream. It's driving me crazy, dude. I haven't slept a wink for days."

Locke suddenly looks interested, and Hurley continues, slightly taken aback by the change in Locke's demeanor. "O.K. I'm walking through an office. In my dream. You know, the kind with a lot of cubicles and people talking on the phone. Then the weirdest thing happens, around the corner I hear Jack's voice talking to someone on the phone. He's carrying on about strategy, and troop movements, all kinds of weird stuff. Like he's some kind of military guy or something."

Locke looks down and rubs his forehead, somewhat shaken. He looks up with a 'fatherly smile' and says carefully, "Please continue, Hugo. What happens after that?"

Hurley continues, "So, I go around the corner to see him. Only it's not Jack. It's Sawyer. And he's in a wheelchair. He has an eyepatch, and a big scar on his cheek. When he sees me, I feel sick to my stomach. I try to bolt, but I can't move. That's when Sayid appears over another cubicle wall. Then I wake up. It's the same every time. It sucks, man. It really sucks!" Hurley looks over his shoulder, suddenly aware that he has raised his voice.

Locke says nothing. His hand on his mouth, he's looking at Hurley trying not to show what he is really feeling.

Locke Flashback:

(I'll post more in my next entry. Time for tea!)

Tip of the day: Catchy tunes can be heard at a popular restaurant.

2006-02-08T21:59:00.000-08:00

Panda Express pipes in the coolest hits. Catchy tunes and feel-good wonders. Peter Cetera and Berlin are popular favs. Enjoy!

YOU ARE WELCOME!

This movie trailer will change your life!

2006-02-07T21:15:00.000-08:00

PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR YOUR EPIPHANY

Click to watch the trailer for the most important movie of the year (and many other years), Brokeback to the Future

Starring: Michael J. Fox

And that guy who plays Doc Brown and Uncle Fester

I swear this will change your life.

It is your fault that the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl

2006-02-05T21:19:00.000-08:00

SUPERBOWL 40. The EXTRA LARGE SUPER BOWL XL.

Any way you slice it, the Seattle Seahawks were defeated soundly by the Pittsburgh Steelers for one reason and one reason only.

It was your fault.

If you were a TRUE Seahawks fan, you would have TRULY BELIEVED that they would win. Matt Hasselback turned into Splat Tasselcrack because of your STUNNING LACK OF FAITH.

You call yourself a real fan? Look in the mirror, chump! Your lack of faith and belief that the Seahawks would soar to victory is the one and ONLY cause of their embarrassing, disgusting failure!

YOU SUCK.

Regards,

The SEE HOCK BYRD, Jr.

Quiz: Pete and Pete versus Take the Skinheads Bowling

2006-01-31T17:31:00.000-08:00

Take the skinheads bowling. Take them bowling.

The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Two worthy contestants.

Only one can survive.

Which one will you choose? You cannot choose Pikachu.

Take the Skinheads bowling is off to an early start, but The Adventures of Pete and Pete have a built-in fanbase of momentum.

Nickelodeon did not take the skinheads bowling. However, Nickelodeon is owned by MTV, which is owned by Viacom, which owns CBS, which used to own Howard Stern. Therefore, Pete and Pete can take the skinheads bowling.

Only you can decide the victor of this contest.

Piece out.

HEADLINE: Secret Confection Contains Ancient Knowledge

2006-01-07T14:37:00.000-08:00

Thundera (DP) : Ancient scroll contained in long lost confectionery treat reveals secrets from the distant past. Click the image for enlightenment.

Primus is not a band

2006-01-07T09:54:00.000-08:00

The following albums are not real:
suck on this
saling the seas of cheese
the antipop
frizzle fry

I have it on good authority that primus is not a real band. It is a figment of a renegade robot's imagination. Les Claypool is a secret code which I have almost deciphered.
He is made of Clay. He will dissolve if he is placed in water. (LESS POOL).

My source is top secret, and your clearence is not high enough to receive further information. THIS BRIEFING IS OVER.

Sir Topham Hat: WATCH YOUR BACK.

2006-01-03T18:53:00.000-08:00

I am so pissed off at Sir Topham Hat right now.

I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.

I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.

Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!

Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!

I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!

Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.

I wish I was an English Gentleman.

disgruntledly yours...

TYPICAL BLOG POST.

2006-01-02T10:28:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION BLOGGERS: YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS POST ON YOUR BLOG! DON'T WASTE VALUABLE TIME TYPING WHEN YOU COULD BE SLEEPING!

(BEGIN)

TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.

BODY:

My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.

I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.

Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.

Mean people are so 2005.

I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.

If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.

I'm so bored, I can't stand it!

Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).

(END)

M7Ms

2005-12-20T16:09:00.000-08:00

M&M chocolate candies are the perfect holiday treat. You should get the holiday colors ones. They are green and red and they are so shucks good, you can't believe it.

I think I'll make rice krispies treats and maybe have some M&M's chocolate candies stuck on them or in them.

You can eat them for Christmas, or if you are Jewish, you can eat them for Hannukah. If you celebrate Kwanzaa, you can eat M&M's Chocolate Candies for Kwanzaa.

I don't know what Los Tres Reyes or Diwali are, but those are holidays that can be used for eating M&M's chocolate candies. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Remember that slogan?

Colonel Hogan.

I KNOW NOTHING! That's what Sargent Schultz would say. He's not related to CHarles Schultz. But you can get peanut M&M's if you prefer them to the plain ones.

I also like peanut butter ones and almond ones.
CRISPY M&M"S ARE NOT VERY GOOD TASTING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please send me only the plain ones and a jar of peanut butter.

M&M's Chocolate Candies come in a variety of sizes. You can get a big bag or a small bag. IF YOU GO TO A MOVIE YOU CAN GET THEM IN A BOX. BUT YOU CAN"T EAT THEM WITH A FOX.

Christmas is all about giving. GIVE M&M'S CHOCOLATE CANDIES. NOW.

Don'T You know who I AM!?

2005-12-19T21:50:00.000-08:00

I am so freaking cool you'd better know who I am.

I AM SO FREAKING COOL.

ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS?

2005-12-19T21:47:00.000-08:00

Because I am.

How many are left? You'd better ask someone quick or you will be uncle scrooged.

SCROOGE HAS NO FREINDS WHICH MEANS SCROOGE HAS NO PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

DO YOU WANT TO BE A SCROOGED? I DIDN'T THINK SO, CHUMP!

Scrooge was a chump.

Are you a chump?

Chumps don't get jack frost on Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas Day, Uncle Scrooge, and Aunt Chump!

I like Baby Ruths because they are caramal.

Uncle Scrooge will get a Baby Ruth for Christmas, IF HE IS LUCKY AND NOT A CHUMP!

Peace out.

New banner

2005-12-13T12:53:00.000-08:00

I'm so cool for making this banner. It makes me feel so dang smart!

background

2005-12-13T11:14:00.000-08:00

This is a great background that I got for FREE from this website:

http://cgi.sainet.or.jp/~takt/freeimg/bg_e.html

larry bird

2005-12-13T11:12:00.000-08:00

larry bird is not a bird. he's a former nba basketball star, whose glory days were spent in the boston celtics. he is not a bird. he is not big bird. now he coaches a team, i think.
larry bird is not big bird.

Crayola Crayons

2005-12-13T10:31:00.000-08:00

Crens vary from manufacturer to manufactuer. Crayola ones are pretty good. Some generic ones are kinda lame and they break easy. But sometimes the thin Crayola ones' tips bust off. COLORING IS FUN!!!!!!!!

Some people pay thousands of dollar for XBox 360 on eBay.

2005-11-21T20:33:00.000-08:00

Those peoples are dum.

Pepsi One Smells Like Soap

2005-11-16T21:15:00.000-08:00

I think it's Irish Spring. I could be wrong about the variety.

kit kats

2005-11-11T16:08:00.000-08:00

you can get white choklit or dark choklit but sometimes you get the brown choklit