चेल्सा क्लिंटन गेट्स न्यू "इंक", एन्दोर्सेस ओबामा

DECATUR, IL - In a shocking move on Valentines Day, Chelsea Clinton appeared, fresh from a new tattoo courtesy of Big Benny's Tattoo Parlor, and declared her support of Barack Obama for President. She was reported to have said, "Obama understands women; Obama understands ME!". The Hillary Clinton campaign could not be reached for a comment.