Secret LOST episode: The conclusion

Locke's flashback:

John Locke is sitting in a wheelchair, looking mighty disgruntled, in the middle of a busy restaurant.

A waiter approaches and asks, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Locke: "Yes. Please give this to the gentleman sitting at the bar there." Locke hands the waiter a folded up sheet of paper.

Locke watches as the waiter approaches the man. The man turns around and looks right at Locke. He studies the paper and then walks over to Locke's table and sits down.

Desmond throws the paper on the table and says in a disgusted tone, "Locke, this is the best you could do, eh? I've seen better pictures of sailboats done by 3-year olds. We need to work staying inside the lines."

The camera pans out and shows that the restaurant is actually in the tip of a rocket ship that blasts off to the moon.

... The rest of the script was kept secret.

Have a cluckity-cluck day!

A Lost LOST episode revealed! ABC dropped the ball on this one!

A friend of an uncle of an in-law of an acquaintance of a room-mate of a former intern of someone close to ABC's hit show LOST, has revealed some interesting details of an episode of LOST that was scrapped by the powers that be at the television network.

Here is a synopsis of the episode:

Working title: Hell on wheels

Backstory character: John Locke

Opening scene: Inside the hatch. Locke is at the terminal keyboard, his hand on his forehead, looking pensive.

Locke: "Hello Hugo."

Hurley, "Dude, how do you keep doing that?"

Locke smiles wryly, "Is there something I can do for you?"

Hurley hesitates, looks over his shoulder, takes a step closer to Locke and says quietly, "So... I feel kind of funny about this, talking to you about this..."

Locke turns around and looks at Hurley with his head slightly cocked to the side, one eyebrow raised, an expression that seems to say, "stop wasting time and spit it out"

Hurley clears his throat, and speaks louder this time, "I've been having this recurring dream. It's driving me crazy, dude. I haven't slept a wink for days."

Locke suddenly looks interested, and Hurley continues, slightly taken aback by the change in Locke's demeanor. "O.K. I'm walking through an office. In my dream. You know, the kind with a lot of cubicles and people talking on the phone. Then the weirdest thing happens, around the corner I hear Jack's voice talking to someone on the phone. He's carrying on about strategy, and troop movements, all kinds of weird stuff. Like he's some kind of military guy or something."

Locke looks down and rubs his forehead, somewhat shaken. He looks up with a 'fatherly smile' and says carefully, "Please continue, Hugo. What happens after that?"

Hurley continues, "So, I go around the corner to see him. Only it's not Jack. It's Sawyer. And he's in a wheelchair. He has an eyepatch, and a big scar on his cheek. When he sees me, I feel sick to my stomach. I try to bolt, but I can't move. That's when Sayid appears over another cubicle wall. Then I wake up. It's the same every time. It sucks, man. It really sucks!" Hurley looks over his shoulder, suddenly aware that he has raised his voice.

Locke says nothing. His hand on his mouth, he's looking at Hurley trying not to show what he is really feeling.

Locke Flashback:

(I'll post more in my next entry. Time for tea!)

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It is your fault that the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl

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Any way you slice it, the Seattle Seahawks were defeated soundly by the Pittsburgh Steelers for one reason and one reason only.

It was your fault.

If you were a TRUE Seahawks fan, you would have TRULY BELIEVED that they would win. Matt Hasselback turned into Splat Tasselcrack because of your STUNNING LACK OF FAITH.

You call yourself a real fan? Look in the mirror, chump! Your lack of faith and belief that the Seahawks would soar to victory is the one and ONLY cause of their embarrassing, disgusting failure!

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