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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

M7Ms

M&M chocolate candies are the perfect holiday treat. You should get the holiday colors ones. They are green and red and they are so shucks good, you can't believe it.

I think I'll make rice krispies treats and maybe have some M&M's chocolate candies stuck on them or in them.

You can eat them for Christmas, or if you are Jewish, you can eat them for Hannukah. If you celebrate Kwanzaa, you can eat M&M's Chocolate Candies for Kwanzaa.

I don't know what Los Tres Reyes or Diwali are, but those are holidays that can be used for eating M&M's chocolate candies. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Remember that slogan?

Colonel Hogan.

I KNOW NOTHING! That's what Sargent Schultz would say. He's not related to CHarles Schultz. But you can get peanut M&M's if you prefer them to the plain ones.

I also like peanut butter ones and almond ones.
CRISPY M&M"S ARE NOT VERY GOOD TASTING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please send me only the plain ones and a jar of peanut butter.

M&M's Chocolate Candies come in a variety of sizes. You can get a big bag or a small bag. IF YOU GO TO A MOVIE YOU CAN GET THEM IN A BOX. BUT YOU CAN"T EAT THEM WITH A FOX.

Christmas is all about giving. GIVE M&M'S CHOCOLATE CANDIES. NOW.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Don'T You know who I AM!?

I am so freaking cool you'd better know who I am.

I AM SO FREAKING COOL.

ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS?

Because I am.

How many are left? You'd better ask someone quick or you will be uncle scrooged.

SCROOGE HAS NO FREINDS WHICH MEANS SCROOGE HAS NO PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

DO YOU WANT TO BE A SCROOGED? I DIDN'T THINK SO, CHUMP!

Scrooge was a chump.

Are you a chump?

Chumps don't get jack frost on Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas Day, Uncle Scrooge, and Aunt Chump!

I like Baby Ruths because they are caramal.

Uncle Scrooge will get a Baby Ruth for Christmas, IF HE IS LUCKY AND NOT A CHUMP!

Peace out.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

New banner


I'm so cool for making this banner. It makes me feel so dang smart!

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This is a great background that I got for FREE from this website:

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larry bird

larry bird is not a bird. he's a former nba basketball star, whose glory days were spent in the boston celtics. he is not a bird. he is not big bird. now he coaches a team, i think.
larry bird is not big bird.

Crayola Crayons

Crens vary from manufacturer to manufactuer. Crayola ones are pretty good. Some generic ones are kinda lame and they break easy. But sometimes the thin Crayola ones' tips bust off. COLORING IS FUN!!!!!!!!

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