ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS?

Because I am.

How many are left? You'd better ask someone quick or you will be uncle scrooged.

SCROOGE HAS NO FREINDS WHICH MEANS SCROOGE HAS NO PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

DO YOU WANT TO BE A SCROOGED? I DIDN'T THINK SO, CHUMP!

Scrooge was a chump.

Are you a chump?

Chumps don't get jack frost on Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas Day, Uncle Scrooge, and Aunt Chump!

I like Baby Ruths because they are caramal.

Uncle Scrooge will get a Baby Ruth for Christmas, IF HE IS LUCKY AND NOT A CHUMP!

Peace out.