From Russia with Love

You want mp3's? Here you go, kids:

http://schwinger.harvard.edu/~motl/mic/

You can thank me later.

The secret of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's success

PSH won the oscar for best acting stuff for Capote.
When asked what he did to prepare for his role, his answer was short and to the point:
"I just did what the director told me to do. He said to play 'Milton' from 'Office Space', but make him gay." I did that, and it seemed to fool everyone.


That it did, Phillip. That it did. Congratulations.

Pat Tillman conspiracy

An undercover NSA agent has given me the information on the condition of anonymity. (Don't worry, Larry, your secret is safe with me.)

Anyhow-- It breaks down like this: Pat Tillman never existed. It is not a coincidence that Henry Rollins' career never went anywhere during the time that Tillman played pro football and served in the Middle East.

Rollins was hired to create a new war hero for the White House to use for recruiting purposes. They wanted an unknown actor, but Rollins really won them over in auditions.

An analysis was done on the photos by a professional photo analysis-er and it's proven that it's the same dude.

An Apology

LOST fans,

I apologize for spoiling an upcoming episode. I realize now how seriously you take LOST. The reason I know realize this is because I have been informed that my previous posts caused 421 double suicides.

Sorry.