An undercover NSA agent has given me the information on the condition of anonymity. (Don't worry, Larry, your secret is safe with me.)
Anyhow-- It breaks down like this: Pat Tillman never existed. It is not a coincidence that Henry Rollins' career never went anywhere during the time that Tillman played pro football and served in the Middle East.
Rollins was hired to create a new war hero for the White House to use for recruiting purposes. They wanted an unknown actor, but Rollins really won them over in auditions.
An analysis was done on the photos by a professional photo analysis-er and it's proven that it's the same dude.
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im sorry. you evidently missed the tillman that played football at Arizona State University in Tempe Arizona. The tillman that played in the rose bowl against Ohio State and the tillman that played for the arizona cardinals pro team. what the hell are you talking about. no pat tillman. some actor. are you from this planet or just visiting.
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wow, I am dumber just from reading that. Good work stupidass
My work here is done.
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