Take the skinheads bowling. Take them bowling.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Two worthy contestants.
Only one can survive.
Which one will you choose? You cannot choose Pikachu.
Take the Skinheads bowling is off to an early start, but The Adventures of Pete and Pete have a built-in fanbase of momentum.
Nickelodeon did not take the skinheads bowling. However, Nickelodeon is owned by MTV, which is owned by Viacom, which owns CBS, which used to own Howard Stern. Therefore, Pete and Pete can take the skinheads bowling.
Only you can decide the victor of this contest.
Piece out.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Saturday, January 07, 2006
HEADLINE: Secret Confection Contains Ancient Knowledge
Thundera (DP) : Ancient scroll contained in long lost confectionery treat reveals secrets from the distant past. Click the image for enlightenment.
Primus is not a band
The following albums are not real:
suck on this
saling the seas of cheese
the antipop
frizzle fry
I have it on good authority that primus is not a real band. It is a figment of a renegade robot's imagination. Les Claypool is a secret code which I have almost deciphered.
He is made of Clay. He will dissolve if he is placed in water. (LESS POOL).
My source is top secret, and your clearence is not high enough to receive further information. THIS BRIEFING IS OVER.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Sir Topham Hat: WATCH YOUR BACK.
I am so pissed off at Sir Topham Hat right now.
I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.
I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.
Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!
Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!
I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!
Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.
I wish I was an English Gentleman.
disgruntledly yours...
I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.
I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.
Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!
Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!
I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!
Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.
I wish I was an English Gentleman.
disgruntledly yours...
Monday, January 02, 2006
TYPICAL BLOG POST.
ATTENTION BLOGGERS: YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS POST ON YOUR BLOG! DON'T WASTE VALUABLE TIME TYPING WHEN YOU COULD BE SLEEPING!
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TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.
BODY:
My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.
I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.
Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.
Mean people are so 2005.
I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.
If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.
I'm so bored, I can't stand it!
Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).
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(BEGIN)
TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.
BODY:
My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.
I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.
Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.
Mean people are so 2005.
I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.
If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.
I'm so bored, I can't stand it!
Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).
(END)
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