TYPICAL BLOG POST.

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TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.

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My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.

I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.

Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.

Mean people are so 2005.

I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.

If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.

I'm so bored, I can't stand it!

Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).

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