Sir Topham Hat: WATCH YOUR BACK.

I am so pissed off at Sir Topham Hat right now.

I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.

I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.

Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!

Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!

I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!

Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.

I wish I was an English Gentleman.

disgruntledly yours...