February 7, 2008
In a surprise move today at the CPAC party in Washington D.C., John McCain responded to Mitt Romney's defeat by announcing his VP running mate: Mr. Goodbar.
"Goodbar and I have been friends since I was 6 years old. We didn't always see eye to eye on every issue, but everyone agrees that we are both nutty." McCain blurted.
Conservatives responded by nodding off, coughing awkwardly, and pacing the floor.
When Mr. Goodbar took the stand, he appeared to be overcome with emotion, and he did not comment.
Before leaving the stage, McCain said to the conservacrowd, "My friends, let me give you some straight talk. I won't do anything you guys want. Sometimes %#!& happens. "
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