BIG ROCK, AR - John McCain and Barak Obama appeared in court today to present their opening statements in a lawsuit against Mike Huckabee. The unlikely pair are suing Huckabee for "Being a nerd, a chump, a party pooper, and above all, a Huckster."
The jury was reported as looking bored and constipated. A spokesperson for the McCain/Obama team confirmed that after the Huckster has been taken care of, they have their sights set on HillBillary.
Mike Huckabee could not be reached for comment. At the time of this report, he was selling shirtless photos of himself down in Kokomo, where we get there fast and then we take it slow.
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