HOLLYWOOD, CA - ABC Has penned a deal with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro to star side-by-side in a new series based on the 80's hit Bosom Buddies. Chavez, an outspoken Tom Hanks fan, was grinning from ear to ear during the press conference this afternoon. "I think cross-dressing buddy comedies are what made American television great. Fidel and I want to bring that genre back." exclaimed Chavez.
Castro was not at the press conference, but his agent read a written statement that Castro had prepared. "I like wearing dresses. You all know that by now. I never cared much for cigars, to be honest. Hugo likes them more than I," The statement read.
After ordering all cameras to be turned off, Chanvez's agent disclosed that the Venezualean President demanded the series be picked up, otherwise no more oil would flow to America from his home nation.
ABC Spokesman Sal Throckmorton declined to comment on rumors of a possible movie deal starring (Great Leader) Kim Jong Il. Throckmorton would only confirm that ABC does not comment on movies that are expected to garner NC-17 ratings until the funding has been finalized. Onlookers gasped and hoo-hawed.
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