do it eMo this Valentines Day... when you care enough to cut the very best

Hop on over to eMoBay for all of your Valentines Day shopping this year! Great deals on Hot Topic returns and overstock, razorblade suitcases, tweed jackets, plaid sweaters, blackpurplered hair dye (die), modified catholic schoolgirl uniforms, horn-rimmed glasses, leather pants, and reverse mullet wigs. eMoBay also carries a wide selection of new and used cds from your favorite artists: My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars, Fallout Boy, and that one band that sounds exactly like fallout boy! eMoBay CEO J'onn D'onno predicts that you will stay on the site for at least 30 seconds before you resort to cutting yourself, because they have been working hard to make the site more sticky! That's an internet buzzword! Sticky! I wish my site was as sticky as eMoBay! The end!