GREENBOW, AL - Appearing on the CNNBC hit show "Wolf Blitzer's 3-Hour News Half-Hour", Sir Charles Barkley referred to the Ghostbusters as "Fake Atheletes".
"I mean, these guys, they strap vaccuum cleaners to their backs and shoot sparky streams at slimer. There is no spring training, there is no boot camp. They call themselves atheletes. I call them fake atheletes. I say they are the biggest hypocrites out there. All up in my personal business with their spectre traps, their ecto-plasmic containment units, their crazy hair and one-liners. Give me a damn break, Wolf!"
Pro-Ghostbuster pundit Remy Lebeau was quick to point out that Barkley was turned down by the Ghostbusters when he applied to be their Crossing The Streams Chief Preventative Officer, or C.T.S.C.P.O, back in 1988. According to Lebeau, "(Barkley)... would call them every day for weeks, claiming that they were making a big mistake not taking him onto their team. It got so bad, the Phoenix Suns actually banned him from using the locker room phone for 10 days. The guy obviously is still bitter."
Wolfy, in the interest of full disclosure, squealed gleefully that he loves the Ghostbusters and is their self-described "biggest fan ever".
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