TOtally Lame...
Monday, October 09, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Obadiah Parker - Hey Yeah (Outkast Cover)
| Mat Weddle of Obadiah Parker [obadiahparker.com] performs a cover of Outkast's "Hey Ya" at a Studio Open Mic at Xtreme Bean in Tempe, Arizona | |
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Monday, July 17, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
USER EQUALS I-D-TEN-T
Hey you crazy kids, you can use this little doohickey to link to your favorite page on the web. (Right here!) Just stick this bad boy on your site and link it up to http://idiotzero.blogspot.com
Have a fun-filled and festive day, jerks!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
The world's best and most funniest blonde joke!
I can't believe how insanely funny this joke is. For the best blond joke you've ever experienced, click here:
http://weblog.burningbird.net/2006/01/12/the-joke-is/
http://weblog.burningbird.net/2006/01/12/the-joke-is/
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Hershey's kissables
IDEA: Take hershey's kisses, which taste pretty damn good because it's just chocolate...... and coat it in a thick hard "candy" shell that tastes nothing like any candy I've ever heard off. You might as well dip them in kerosene
I understand the desire to make a new "M&Ms" but seriously, guys
The "candy shell" tastes funky and weird and it's too thick
PRETTY COLORS THOUGH!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)
I understand the desire to make a new "M&Ms" but seriously, guys
The "candy shell" tastes funky and weird and it's too thick
PRETTY COLORS THOUGH!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Sunday, March 05, 2006
The secret of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's success
PSH won the oscar for best acting stuff for Capote.
When asked what he did to prepare for his role, his answer was short and to the point:
"I just did what the director told me to do. He said to play 'Milton' from 'Office Space', but make him gay." I did that, and it seemed to fool everyone.
That it did, Phillip. That it did. Congratulations.
Pat Tillman conspiracy
An undercover NSA agent has given me the information on the condition of anonymity. (Don't worry, Larry, your secret is safe with me.)
Anyhow-- It breaks down like this: Pat Tillman never existed. It is not a coincidence that Henry Rollins' career never went anywhere during the time that Tillman played pro football and served in the Middle East.
Rollins was hired to create a new war hero for the White House to use for recruiting purposes. They wanted an unknown actor, but Rollins really won them over in auditions.
An analysis was done on the photos by a professional photo analysis-er and it's proven that it's the same dude.
An Apology
LOST fans,
I apologize for spoiling an upcoming episode. I realize now how seriously you take LOST. The reason I know realize this is because I have been informed that my previous posts caused 421 double suicides.
Sorry.
I apologize for spoiling an upcoming episode. I realize now how seriously you take LOST. The reason I know realize this is because I have been informed that my previous posts caused 421 double suicides.
Sorry.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Secret LOST episode: The conclusion
Locke's flashback:
John Locke is sitting in a wheelchair, looking mighty disgruntled, in the middle of a busy restaurant.
A waiter approaches and asks, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Locke: "Yes. Please give this to the gentleman sitting at the bar there." Locke hands the waiter a folded up sheet of paper.
Locke watches as the waiter approaches the man. The man turns around and looks right at Locke. He studies the paper and then walks over to Locke's table and sits down.
Desmond throws the paper on the table and says in a disgusted tone, "Locke, this is the best you could do, eh? I've seen better pictures of sailboats done by 3-year olds. We need to work staying inside the lines."
The camera pans out and shows that the restaurant is actually in the tip of a rocket ship that blasts off to the moon.
... The rest of the script was kept secret.
Have a cluckity-cluck day!
John Locke is sitting in a wheelchair, looking mighty disgruntled, in the middle of a busy restaurant.
A waiter approaches and asks, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Locke: "Yes. Please give this to the gentleman sitting at the bar there." Locke hands the waiter a folded up sheet of paper.
Locke watches as the waiter approaches the man. The man turns around and looks right at Locke. He studies the paper and then walks over to Locke's table and sits down.
Desmond throws the paper on the table and says in a disgusted tone, "Locke, this is the best you could do, eh? I've seen better pictures of sailboats done by 3-year olds. We need to work staying inside the lines."
The camera pans out and shows that the restaurant is actually in the tip of a rocket ship that blasts off to the moon.
... The rest of the script was kept secret.
Have a cluckity-cluck day!
Monday, February 13, 2006
A Lost LOST episode revealed! ABC dropped the ball on this one!
A friend of an uncle of an in-law of an acquaintance of a room-mate of a former intern of someone close to ABC's hit show LOST, has revealed some interesting details of an episode of LOST that was scrapped by the powers that be at the television network.
Here is a synopsis of the episode:
Working title: Hell on wheels
Backstory character: John Locke
Opening scene: Inside the hatch. Locke is at the terminal keyboard, his hand on his forehead, looking pensive.
Locke: "Hello Hugo."
Hurley, "Dude, how do you keep doing that?"
Locke smiles wryly, "Is there something I can do for you?"
Hurley hesitates, looks over his shoulder, takes a step closer to Locke and says quietly, "So... I feel kind of funny about this, talking to you about this..."
Locke turns around and looks at Hurley with his head slightly cocked to the side, one eyebrow raised, an expression that seems to say, "stop wasting time and spit it out"
Hurley clears his throat, and speaks louder this time, "I've been having this recurring dream. It's driving me crazy, dude. I haven't slept a wink for days."
Locke suddenly looks interested, and Hurley continues, slightly taken aback by the change in Locke's demeanor. "O.K. I'm walking through an office. In my dream. You know, the kind with a lot of cubicles and people talking on the phone. Then the weirdest thing happens, around the corner I hear Jack's voice talking to someone on the phone. He's carrying on about strategy, and troop movements, all kinds of weird stuff. Like he's some kind of military guy or something."
Locke looks down and rubs his forehead, somewhat shaken. He looks up with a 'fatherly smile' and says carefully, "Please continue, Hugo. What happens after that?"
Hurley continues, "So, I go around the corner to see him. Only it's not Jack. It's Sawyer. And he's in a wheelchair. He has an eyepatch, and a big scar on his cheek. When he sees me, I feel sick to my stomach. I try to bolt, but I can't move. That's when Sayid appears over another cubicle wall. Then I wake up. It's the same every time. It sucks, man. It really sucks!" Hurley looks over his shoulder, suddenly aware that he has raised his voice.
Locke says nothing. His hand on his mouth, he's looking at Hurley trying not to show what he is really feeling.
Locke Flashback:
(I'll post more in my next entry. Time for tea!)
Here is a synopsis of the episode:
Working title: Hell on wheels
Backstory character: John Locke
Opening scene: Inside the hatch. Locke is at the terminal keyboard, his hand on his forehead, looking pensive.
Locke: "Hello Hugo."
Hurley, "Dude, how do you keep doing that?"
Locke smiles wryly, "Is there something I can do for you?"
Hurley hesitates, looks over his shoulder, takes a step closer to Locke and says quietly, "So... I feel kind of funny about this, talking to you about this..."
Locke turns around and looks at Hurley with his head slightly cocked to the side, one eyebrow raised, an expression that seems to say, "stop wasting time and spit it out"
Hurley clears his throat, and speaks louder this time, "I've been having this recurring dream. It's driving me crazy, dude. I haven't slept a wink for days."
Locke suddenly looks interested, and Hurley continues, slightly taken aback by the change in Locke's demeanor. "O.K. I'm walking through an office. In my dream. You know, the kind with a lot of cubicles and people talking on the phone. Then the weirdest thing happens, around the corner I hear Jack's voice talking to someone on the phone. He's carrying on about strategy, and troop movements, all kinds of weird stuff. Like he's some kind of military guy or something."
Locke looks down and rubs his forehead, somewhat shaken. He looks up with a 'fatherly smile' and says carefully, "Please continue, Hugo. What happens after that?"
Hurley continues, "So, I go around the corner to see him. Only it's not Jack. It's Sawyer. And he's in a wheelchair. He has an eyepatch, and a big scar on his cheek. When he sees me, I feel sick to my stomach. I try to bolt, but I can't move. That's when Sayid appears over another cubicle wall. Then I wake up. It's the same every time. It sucks, man. It really sucks!" Hurley looks over his shoulder, suddenly aware that he has raised his voice.
Locke says nothing. His hand on his mouth, he's looking at Hurley trying not to show what he is really feeling.
Locke Flashback:
(I'll post more in my next entry. Time for tea!)
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Tip of the day: Catchy tunes can be heard at a popular restaurant.
Panda Express pipes in the coolest hits. Catchy tunes and feel-good wonders. Peter Cetera and Berlin are popular favs. Enjoy!
YOU ARE WELCOME!
YOU ARE WELCOME!
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
This movie trailer will change your life!
PLEASE CLICK HERE FOR YOUR EPIPHANY
Click to watch the trailer for the most important movie of the year (and many other years), Brokeback to the Future
Starring: Michael J. Fox
And that guy who plays Doc Brown and Uncle Fester
I swear this will change your life.
Click to watch the trailer for the most important movie of the year (and many other years), Brokeback to the Future
Starring: Michael J. Fox
And that guy who plays Doc Brown and Uncle Fester
I swear this will change your life.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
It is your fault that the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl
SUPERBOWL 40. The EXTRA LARGE SUPER BOWL XL.
Any way you slice it, the Seattle Seahawks were defeated soundly by the Pittsburgh Steelers for one reason and one reason only.
It was your fault.
If you were a TRUE Seahawks fan, you would have TRULY BELIEVED that they would win. Matt Hasselback turned into Splat Tasselcrack because of your STUNNING LACK OF FAITH.
You call yourself a real fan? Look in the mirror, chump! Your lack of faith and belief that the Seahawks would soar to victory is the one and ONLY cause of their embarrassing, disgusting failure!
YOU SUCK.
Regards,
The SEE HOCK BYRD, Jr.
Any way you slice it, the Seattle Seahawks were defeated soundly by the Pittsburgh Steelers for one reason and one reason only.
It was your fault.
If you were a TRUE Seahawks fan, you would have TRULY BELIEVED that they would win. Matt Hasselback turned into Splat Tasselcrack because of your STUNNING LACK OF FAITH.
You call yourself a real fan? Look in the mirror, chump! Your lack of faith and belief that the Seahawks would soar to victory is the one and ONLY cause of their embarrassing, disgusting failure!
YOU SUCK.
Regards,
The SEE HOCK BYRD, Jr.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Quiz: Pete and Pete versus Take the Skinheads Bowling
Take the skinheads bowling. Take them bowling.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Two worthy contestants.
Only one can survive.
Which one will you choose? You cannot choose Pikachu.
Take the Skinheads bowling is off to an early start, but The Adventures of Pete and Pete have a built-in fanbase of momentum.
Nickelodeon did not take the skinheads bowling. However, Nickelodeon is owned by MTV, which is owned by Viacom, which owns CBS, which used to own Howard Stern. Therefore, Pete and Pete can take the skinheads bowling.
Only you can decide the victor of this contest.
Piece out.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Two worthy contestants.
Only one can survive.
Which one will you choose? You cannot choose Pikachu.
Take the Skinheads bowling is off to an early start, but The Adventures of Pete and Pete have a built-in fanbase of momentum.
Nickelodeon did not take the skinheads bowling. However, Nickelodeon is owned by MTV, which is owned by Viacom, which owns CBS, which used to own Howard Stern. Therefore, Pete and Pete can take the skinheads bowling.
Only you can decide the victor of this contest.
Piece out.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
HEADLINE: Secret Confection Contains Ancient Knowledge
Thundera (DP) : Ancient scroll contained in long lost confectionery treat reveals secrets from the distant past. Click the image for enlightenment.
Primus is not a band
The following albums are not real:
suck on this
saling the seas of cheese
the antipop
frizzle fry
I have it on good authority that primus is not a real band. It is a figment of a renegade robot's imagination. Les Claypool is a secret code which I have almost deciphered.
He is made of Clay. He will dissolve if he is placed in water. (LESS POOL).
My source is top secret, and your clearence is not high enough to receive further information. THIS BRIEFING IS OVER.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Sir Topham Hat: WATCH YOUR BACK.
I am so pissed off at Sir Topham Hat right now.
I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.
I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.
Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!
Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!
I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!
Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.
I wish I was an English Gentleman.
disgruntledly yours...
I was watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Sir Topham Hat really chapped my hyde. I mean REALLY chapped it.
I am so pissed and ticked at him right now I could spit.
Just who the heck does he think he is, anyway? Just because he's a "SIR", does that make him my superior? I Don't think so, TOPHAM!
Sitting up there on his high horse all British and Knightly telling Thomas and the other tank engines and cabeese what to do. THE NERVE OF THAT ENGLISH GENTLEMAN!
I swear if I had a nickel for every time that Sir Topham Hat said a snyde remark with an air of superiority, I would have 6 nickels, you bet your bottom dollar I would! DANGIT!
Topham: Your days are numbered. CHECK YOURSELF.
I wish I was an English Gentleman.
disgruntledly yours...
Monday, January 02, 2006
TYPICAL BLOG POST.
ATTENTION BLOGGERS: YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS POST ON YOUR BLOG! DON'T WASTE VALUABLE TIME TYPING WHEN YOU COULD BE SLEEPING!
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TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.
BODY:
My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.
I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.
Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.
Mean people are so 2005.
I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.
If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.
I'm so bored, I can't stand it!
Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).
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(BEGIN)
TITLE: Dude, I'm so bored.
BODY:
My life is so boring. However, I feel the need to post this little tidbit on the world-wide web to appeal to my sense of slacker vanity. This posting is pointless. DUDE, What's the point, anyway?
I'm so flippin' bored I can't stand it. My friends are so fake and they suck. My parents are so clueless. At least I have this blog and my millions of fans who wait with baited breath constantly refreshing their web browsers to find out what my MISUNDERSTOOD brain is cylcing through today.
I'm so freaking bored. Why does life have to be so boring? If I was in charge, I'd make life more fun and people wouldn't have to work or stress out anymore. I would make everyone treat each other with respect whether they like it or not.
Dude I'm not like Hitler or anything but if I was George W. Bush, I would like sign all kinds of laws that would make people be cool and not lame or mean.
Mean people are so 2005.
I can't believe how lame everyone else's blogs are. Mine is different because I'm a misunderstood genius. I just lack a sense of direction and purpose. Otherwise, I'd be the next Bill Gates and Donald Trump and that guy who made the orange sculptures in Central Park in New York City. Dude I'd be the next George Walker Bush and I'd have my own ranch in Crawford Texas. EXCEPT My ranch would be COOL not lame and CONSERVATIVE like KING GEORGE.
If the Republicans would get off their rear ends and stop being so greedy and rich and oil tycoon-y, the word would be a better place. I think I'm going to go watch Sesame Street.
I'm so bored, I can't stand it!
Till next time, my dear devoted fans (I would spend quality time with each an every one of you if I could, but with so many millions, well, you understand).
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